Campaigns for the 2024 Presidential Election

We at Team 4our understand that the vast majority of the American people are quite fed up with the drama and idiocy of the Democratic and Republican parties. To that end, we are excited to announce the candidacy of Ricky Schuessler (C.) and Brian Gaudet (F.)

Running with Ricky for the Vice Presidency is The Major. Running with Brian for the Vice Presidency is Ryan “Totodile” Bidnick!

So come November, vote for either of these two, and if your side loses, riot and scream to your heart’s content. That is the American way.

Party Loyalties

The Cheesemeister Party is all about everything staying the same, except the bad things. It can best be described as the GAP (Grand Autistic Party). Founded out of the back of an old U-Haul truck way back in March, this party leader is currently Ricky Schuessler.

The Foreskin Party is the antithesis. Led by Brian Gaudet, it encourages change and is very good at reminding people that it is run by human persons just like you. It was formed in the town of Triangulum- wherever that is. Party Leaders claim it formed “long before the average human enters its larval stage.”

The Foreskin Party’s Campaign

The Only Constant

We are very excited to announce that our very own Brian Gaudet of the Foreskin Party is running for office this November! Here Brian explains some of the issues he, and no doubt you, hold most dear. They are easily the most pressing issues currently facing our country, and he intends to correct them. Vote Brian Gaudet for President this November. Remember: Change is the only constant in life.

Nominee Brian Gaudet's Response to the recent Choking Allegations Against Him

Ladies and gentlemen, you were lied to. I do NOT have a choke fetish. I don't even like being choked that much. I just want YOU all to have to regulate your oxygen intake, not me! So vote Brian Gaudet in 2024. A vote for me is a vote for Foreskin.

Gaudet - The Future for America

Greetings to your human optical sensors, America! The Gaudet Campaign, and by extension, The Foreskin Party, would like to take this opportunity to clear the atmosphere of any misconstrued statements. We too are limited by mortal flesh just like you, and because we are so similar, your logic centers will dictate that you must elect us to the most high office in this land. So, vote Gaudet in November! Your larval humans will thank you.

THANK YOU AMERICA - Brian Gaudet (F.) Suspends Campaign for the Presidency

My fellow Americans, I'd like to thank you for the warm welcome and support I received from the non racists among you. These past few months have been wonderful, and I will treasure the time we've spent together, and the memory of being dutifully elected as the presidential candidate by you all. But now I must away. Please don't feel bad. It's not you, it's me. I know your votes are important to you, but you'll like my replacement. I promise. Now, say hello to Brianna Gaudet! She may not have earned your vote, but she earned mine. Brianna Gaudet - Same Policies, Different Junk.

The Cheesemeister Party’s Campaign

A Dose of Realism

We at Team 4our Productions are delighted to announce Ricky Schuessler's campaign for the presidency of the United States of America! But care must be taken, my fellow Americans. As the kids say, there is an imposter vent among us. Do not vote Brian Gaudet. Vote for your future. Vote Ricky Schuessler.

Make Gaudet Human Again

Ricky Schuessler (C.) finds lost footage of presidential hopeful Brian Gaudet (F.) barely able to form coherent sentences and bringing to question his mental acuity. Current president Joe Biden (D.) mocked the floundering Gaudet, calling his incoherent thoughts and actions "the stuff of amateurs. He'd never survive a debate against, you know, the thing." I ask again, America: Do you really want this vegetable in office?

Brony Free America

My fellow Americans, don't you think it's time to vote for strength and courage? We've heard what ails you. We understand and relate to your economic struggles. But if you vote for Brianna Gaudet, she will not be as firm against the brony menace as me. So vote for Ricky Schuessler this November! With me in charge, we'll once again be brony free.